#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.


#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.



#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!



#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!



#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.




#...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.......



According To William Sexfear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.(collected)