Betty Botter bought a bit of butter,
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter,
And made her batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter makes better batter,
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Purple, paper, people,
Purple, people, paper,
People, purple, paper,
Paper, purple, people,

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it tougher to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Heather was hoping to hop to Tahiti,
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat,
Now Heather has hundreds of hats on her hat rack,
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure the shells she sells are shore shells.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
Shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

Three sweet switched Swiss witches,
Watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches.
Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches,
Which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?

Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The successful thistle-sifter,
While sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The successful thistle-sifter,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
In sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
If Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,
Can thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See thou, in sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.