Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Mr. Mofiz : 14th October
Which year?
Mr. Mofiz : EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked Mr. Mofiz at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Mr. Mofiz replyed : -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr. Mofiz asked his wife ,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Mr. Mofiz : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr. Mofiz " Any great man born in this
village???"
Mr. Mofiz : no sir, only small Babies!!!
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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi "
So Mr. Mofiz writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great
Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi .

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Mr . Mofiz was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one
leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second
leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and
did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But
cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Mr. Mofiz said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's
four legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally Mr. Mofiz was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it ..

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When Mr. Mofiz was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler, the
driver adjusted mirror.
Mr. Mofiz shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.

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Interviewer : just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how
will you escape?
Mr. Mofiz : its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!