Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina. ;p



Once A Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very slowly ;p


Santa-Oye!
what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up,
I shall ask him what he meant by this =)


Child: God! Plz i dnt want 3rd world_war
God: Y u luv ur country so much?
Child- No God im weak in History
i cant study another war..!


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of "WIFE."?
It means: "Without Information Fighting Every time"!
WIFE says: No, it means "With Idiot for Ever" ;p


A man conducting marketing
survey asked a lady
Man: which book has helped you
the most in your life?
Lady: My husband's check book ;p


What is love?
A little boy said,
when i went to class without wearing my tie,she saw & removed her tie & kept in her pocket, just to get punishment together...!!


A Boy & A Girl On Date!
Boy: I Can Do Anything For You!
Girl: Can You Die For Me??
Boy: Off Course Sweetie ♥
Girl: Can You Bring Stars For Me??
Boy: Just Stars?? Off Course I Can Baby ♥
Girl: Ufff Oki Can You Leave Face book For Me? ♥
Boy: Oh! I Got A Go! We Will Talk About it Some Other Time =p*


What's LOVE?
.
.
In math: A problem,
In history: A war,
In chemistry: A reaction.
In art: A heart. . .


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