To
The Headmaster
XYZ school.
Sub: Application for opening a date place.
Dear Sir,
Assalamu alaikum. We the students of ur school
beg most respectfully to state that ours is a
reputed school in this district with high traditions.
But unfortunately we haven't any date place in
school campus where we can spend our leisure
time with our darling. During the leisure time most
of the students go out from school to meet with
their laily/mojnu oh sorry darling. A date place
consists of many benches n quite place where
couple can sit together n converse their heart
touching talks. A date place will surely help us to
improve our date experience n quenche the thirst
of dating.
So, we therefore, pray n hope that u would be
kind enough to take necessary steps to open a date
place in our school campus.



Girl:- "I Cant Marry You. Give My All Love Letters Back"
Next Day Boy Gave Her a Big Basket Full of Letters & Said,
"Find Yours And Get Lost" =p



Is d Only Day
When
A Boy Stands On Sage
n
.........Watches Other Girls
Dressed Beautifully
n
Think
"why didnt i see that sexy chick before Engagement??"



Boy: Do you love
me just because
my father left me
a fortune? Girl: Not
at all honey, I
would love you no
matter who left
you the money
*lol



lady goes to fruit shop.

Shopkeeper: your dog is eating my fruits.

Lady: don't eat the fruit without washing them



Mother: where is the progress report?
Son: I haven't got it
Mother: Why?
Son: I lent it 2 my friend
Mother: y does he need it?
...Son: He want 2 share his parents!



A luv iz Possible after friendship but friendship iz N0t possible after love . .
ßcoz
Medicinex work before death . .
Not After death. . . :p:p


kidnapper(on the phone): hey take your baby and count an amount of 10 lakh////
father:yes sir
kidnapper: Don"t try to call the police///////// if you do so...........
father:what sir????????
kidnapper: if you do so I myself will bring your baby to you ....... I wont want the money


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