1. A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

2. One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds,
ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

3. Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

4. Q: What's the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

5. Q: What's the difference between magnets and women?
A: magnets have a positive side

6. Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 taka to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

7. Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

8. Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher (Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

9. A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work...
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"