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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You sell one and buy a pathha.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You worship them.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four goats.
You profess surprise when the goat drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with goats and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the goats.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two goats
You go on strike because you want three goats.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
They are both mad goats.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary goat, and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon goat images called Goakimon! And market them worldwide.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high goaine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any goats.
You claim that the Indian goats belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the goats with all this and claim exploitation by the world.
BANGLADESH ECONOMICS
You have two goats.
You don't know economy.
You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and the other the Leader of the Opposition.
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