An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life

a) Study only during the preparatory leave.
b) Never write thy assignments your self.
c) Writing the journals only on the morning of submission.
d) Treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
e) 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
f) Pass GRACE fully.
g) Always be an OUT standing student.
h) Attendance without being present ...PROXY is a MUST.
i) If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
j) Start every sentence with a four lettered word.