Santa: was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"…

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I am trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do?
Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
Santa traveling in a train gets down in every station n buy ticket 4 next station. Guess Why?
Because doctor told 2 him avoid Long Journey
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs.= Ton.
Then, For 3000 Kgs. How Much?
Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

Anta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: India..
Boss: which part?
Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".
Santa: "God, if u give me 100 rs, I will donate 50 rs in tmpl".
(After waliking sm distance, he finds a 50 rs note)
Santa: "Shame on u God, u don't even trust me a little? u hv already takn ur share!"
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, your wife very sweet”
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Let him go. You do your job. Always don’t expect jokes on him..