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১."The biggest mistake you can make is continually fearing you will make one."

২."I cared, you didn't.
I cried, you laughed.
I was hurt, you smiled.
I moved on, you realized."

৩.Understand ing a woman is like
downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed

& when you have downloaded the half you got an error :/

....Downloading canceled

৪."A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age."

৫."I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 7 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad."

৬.1 + 1 = ?
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Are you looking for the answer?
Shame on you! :p

৭,"Life is too short. Smile while you still have teeth."

৮."If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change." - Buddha.

৯.Doctor:Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient:Yes.
Doctor:So your asthma disappeared completely?
Patient:No, but my TV & Laptop did.

১০.Interviewe r
“I shall either ask u 10 easy
questions or 1 really difficult
question.
Boy said,
“my choice is 1 really difficult
question.”
Ok then tell me
“What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted in! to reality as
his admission depends on the
correctnes s of his answer, but
he thought for a while and said,
“It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewe r asked,
“Sorry sir, you promised me that
you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!”

১১.Story of boys:

1st she was my gf,
i used 2 speak n she used 2 listen

Then she became my fiance
She used 2 speak n i used 2 listen

Finally she became my wife
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We both yelled
n the whole colony listened

১৩.CUTE ANSWER -
Teacher : Who wants to go to heaven...?
(Everybody lift their hand exceptone small boy...)
Teacher : Why..?
He says, "Mom said come directly to home after school..."

১৪.Solid Insult ~

Boy: You Are My Drug

Girl: Ahaaan,
So You Are Addicted To
Me ? ? ?

Boy: No, You Ruin My Life,
Idiot . . . !! =P =D

১৫.After Bomb blast

"All states on high alert!"

What a joke...

Its like putting on a condom after the pregnancy tests are positive...!

১৬.Sweet ans by boy:

Girl-Wat can u do for me?

Boy-everythin

GirGirl-Can u leave ur parents for me?

Boy-Sorry dear
I cant leave my old God for a new Temple.

১৭.Boyo you love me more than ur family ?

BOY:Noo

GIRL:why?

BOY:okie Listen dis

when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.

When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.

When i cried . u didn't gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.

My family is more precious than anything else....♥♥♥


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