What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
""Kash thoRe din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...!!!""
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1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
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2) Three fastest means of communication - Telephone - Television - Tell-a-woman
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3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
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4) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out