I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Josh Billings

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Anonymous

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