কৌতুকগুলো অনুবাদ করলেই মানে নষ্ট হয়ে যাবে তাই ইংরেজী ভার্সনটাই কপি পেস্ট করলাম।

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Swine Flu: Past tense “when pigs fly.”

Mullahs and Rabbis on Swine Flu: “We told you. Wait. What?”

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Pigs on Swine Flu: "You should totally try turkey bacon and ham."

Turkeys respond to Pigs: "Bird flu, bitches. Our bacon sux. Eat tofurkey."

In light of Swine Flu Tofu Bacon offers service.

Flu victims: "We’re not that sick, really."
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Swine Flu responds to criticism: “Hey, Salma Hayek started in Mexico too and you’d totally let her in your house."

Mullahs and Rabbis: “Salma Hayek is totally hawt. Wait, what? No, wait. Swine Flu Sux.”

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I remember someone saying when they heard Barack Obama was running for president in 2008 that he would win when pigs fly.

Well, swine flu.You have it.

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