1. A woman was sitting at a bar when a man approached her and said, hi, sweetie! Want a little company? Woman: Why? Does u have one to sell???

2. 3 friends had walked down to the train station. They were so busy in their talks that they didn’t hear the train arrives, but they noticed the noise of the train as it started to depart. After a great rush, 2 of them managed to step onboard.3rd one looked sad so a passing railway official said, don’t feel bad, at least 2 out of 3 of u made it. True, but the other 2 were only here to see me off

3. Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagara Falls. These are the world s largest Waterfalls and the sound intensity of the Waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing cant be heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls??

4. 1 drunk asked the other: What a beautiful night, look at the moon. Other drunk: U are wrong, hats not the moon, that s the sun. Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him, Sir, pls help settle our argument? Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining. Is it the moon or the sun? 3rd man looked at the sky and said, Sorry, I don’t live around here.

5. Wife: Yester-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jeweler and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw Ur dad paying the bill!!!

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