Computer and IT quotes :


"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"

A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."

Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program,
you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something
that can be traced back to you."

C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!

The world will end in five minutes. Please log out.

Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying.

VISTA = Virus Inside, Switch To Apple

Access denied -- neener, neener, neener!

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!

Relax, it's only ONES and ZEROS!

With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error

Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Hello World! 17 errors, 31 warnings

Life is a game with no Setup.

Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to

With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.





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